- Please don't fuck with narrativism. I want to explore dungeons and slay dragons, not get involved in some kind of poorly assembled new-wave shit*. If I want fantasy and storytelling, I play The Burning Wheel.
- Similarly, please don't bother in creating something new. You already have the Fantasy RPG in your hands: don't screw it up (again). We love six-ability-scores, race/class, hit points, experience points, levels (all kind of levels) and Vancian magic.
- I want to play a game that allows me to run newbies as well as uber-geeks at the same time. I want a game in which one can spend 5 minutes as well as several weeks on building a 1st-level character. I want a game that doesn't make me feel bitching if my dungeon kills a character.
- Type III's just fine, except for the fact it takes one hell of a time to read through all the character customization options (let alone learn how they work). I don't want to waste my time building a singular high level NPC. Fuck that, I have a world to run.
*I'm not saying new-wave rpgs are shit: I'm saying any new-waved mod of D&D would be shit. Remember 2e? That was shit. A shitload of fucking shit.
Agreed with almost everything. Just ditch the Vancian.
ReplyDeleteI agree with most of what you said. But 2E isn't that bad. There is plenty of dungeon crawling, dragon slaying in there.
ReplyDeleteQuick NPC creation is pretty much a demand I make of any RPG these days, and quick PC generation is a must if you're going to run an old school-style game. I'm with you on both of those.
ReplyDeleteVancian Magic is D&D magic- a change there is putting a D&D sticker on something NOT D&D, from my perspective.
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is, bring back the sense of awe and wonder for 5e.
+1
Delete2e is awesome and has more of a right to call itself D&D than 3e.
ReplyDeleteVancian is essential.
On what basis? "Story over rules"? Screw that. It may be cool (and it is, in some weird twisted way) but it's not D&D to me.
DeleteSounds like you should just probably roll with 1E and get on with your game.
ReplyDeleteIf their 5th edition was a streamlined d20 version of 1e (AAC, 3 STs, fixed ability bonus, etc.) I'd totally embrace it.
DeleteWhile I don't think 3e could ever be considered an improvement beyond 2e (which I agree with you on by the way) -- I love that you combined this post with a Moebius illustration (Jean Giraud RIP).
ReplyDelete>Just ditch the Vancian.
ReplyDelete>But 2E isn't that bad.
>2e is awesome
You don't know what you're talking about. Thus, you should stop talking.
Seriously? You wanna troll me here, on my own blog? Ahw you're so cute! Anus wants to play with the big boys does him? Bibibibibibibi
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